It’s only when you have children that you understand the true irritance of people who park in the Parent & Child spaces without being anything close to an actual parent.
This morning at the supermarket, some silly cow in an Audi TT not only pulled up next to me in a clearly marked P&C spot, but had the cheek smile at me and make the customary ‘Ahhh isn’t your baby cute’ noise as she bleeped her car lock. If I hadn’t been performing my daily ‘how the F does this F-ing buggy fold out’ ritual I would have flipped her the bird. (Or hopefully something wittier and classier)
Let me make this clear – if you haven’t been through childbirth, months of sleep deprivation or ever tasted the actual faeces of a small child, you don’t get to use the flippin’ space.
However I keyed her car, slashed her rear tyres and smeared a shitty nappy across her bonnet so ultimately I feel the victory was mine.
#won’tbedoingthatagaininahurry
#mummypower
#who’swithme
I totally agree. It drives me absolutely crazy, they are lazy selfish idiots! I usually give them my worst nasty stare then get mad with myself for not having the guts a go at them! X
Replyhaha 😉 time for Tescos to start bringing in a name and shame tannoy system I think! xxx
ReplyI completely agree, I have only once been able touse mother and baby parking at my local shopping centre and my lo is a year old, I walk past cursing at all of the cars parked there without baby seats.
ReplyTotally agree! What bugs me is when they done actually get out of the car but just sit there whole their passenger gets out to go into the shop.
ReplyI know. They make no effort to hide it! Glad it's not just me that gets annoyed by this!! Lol 😉
ReplyHahahah! did you really?
ReplyHaha! No – but in my mind I did… 😉 lol
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