This year I promise not to poo in the bath,
And eat something other than yoghurt.
But try giving me textured stuff on a spoon again and I’ll knife you,
‘Cos if it’s not super smooth you can stuff it.
This year I promise to stop pretend coughing,
And embarrassing you at all of my play groups.
I’ll stop punching other babies and stealing their toys,
If you stop wearing leggings and feed me hula-hoops.
This year I promise to stop laughing in your face,
When you say NO I’ll not have a paddy.
I’ll not have a melt-down when I can’t reach the remote,
I’ll store up my tantrums for when I see Daddy.
This year I promise I’ll go in my pushchair without a fight,
You won’t have to wrestle me into the highchair.
I’ll play quietly on my own while you tweet from your phone,
And generally stop being a nightmare.
This year I promise to love you even more,
I’ll even lie still when you change my nappy.
I’ll be perfect, and quiet, and gentle, and funny,
So long as you’re my Mummy, that’s all I need to be happy.
#dontbelieveawordofit
#2013istheyearoftheGIN
#gin
Love it; sounds very familiar! Here's hoping – I'll keep my fingers crossed for you 🙂
Replyha! she has a way with words… lol x thanks! xxx
ReplyYou know a promise is a comfort to a fool right? Just kidding…hope you guys have a great 2013!
Replylol 😉 i don't believe a word of it but it's nice to dream isn't it… tee hee xxx
ReplyOh I believe every word of it bless her! She'd walk all over me huh?
ReplyShe's like the devil in disguise… lol ;0
ReplyCute and funny! Please assure me she doesn't EAT the tomato and cucumber?!
ReplyShe pretends for a while then chucks it at my face… Does that count? Lol x
ReplyI have all this yet to come! Lol. Thankyou for linking your awesomeness up to wednesday words xx
ReplyLol 😉 u r welcome! Perhaps don't read too much of my blog for now… Wouldn't want to put u off.. Haha! Xxx
ReplyFantabulous! I love it and also know exactly where your coming from having 3 boys. They are beautifully devilish most of the time until they sleep :o) x
ReplyYes… The silence when they sleep… Bliss :))) lol xx thanks for commenting xxx
ReplyVery cute – that made me chuckle 🙂
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Replytee hee x thank you! Glad it made u laugh xxx
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