When she is old enough she probably will hunt me down and stab me, but until then, every time I need cheering up I’m going to look at these photos and cry clucking tears of Easter laughter into my #gin…
|I can’t actually believe you’ve done this Mother…|
|Don’t look at my face.|
|I think we need to discuss our creative differences….|
|Outside I may be fluffy, but inside
I’m imagining repeatedly punching you in the vagina.
|If this doesn’t end with me eating my way
out of a pile of chocolate,
I’m going to take a shit on this floor and set fire to it.
Let’s see who’s cute then…?