Why won’t she eat bastard anything…?
She used to love chomping all night.
Now it’s a battle just to get near her face,
With anything that won’t end in a fight.
Why won’t WallyBubba eat anything…?
I’m so bored of watching her pick.
And chuck on the floor, what I’ve been slaving for,
And look at me like it’s a trick.
Why won’t my daughter eat anything…?
I’ve tried everything that I know.
Veggie bakes, dippy things, pies baked with love…
But if it’s not made of chocolate, it’s ‘NO.’
Why won’t my child bloody eat anything…?
Humans can’t survive on yoghurt alone.
I can’t leave the house without a whole bunch of munch,
Once the cheesy puffs are finished we go home.
Why won’t she go back to eating anything…?
When she just shoved everything in.
Now it’s teatime warfare, that for mummy is not fair,
So thank f@*k for petit filous and gin.
#petitfilousandgin
#mostlygin
This explains my daughter perfectly! All she eats is peas, pancakes, wotsits and yoghurt! Some stable diet eh?! Lol
ReplyHaha 😉 sounds varied to me! And WalkyBubba would never touch a pea. Except to hurl it across my dining room… So u have one up on me too xx lol
ReplyMy baby can only ever be guaranteed to want to munch on raisins or her own feet. Sigh.
Reply*big sigh* *pours large gin* 😉 x
Replymy middle child went through a stage of only eating white (ish food) like potato and pasta…no sauces. weird children lol
ReplyI swear they just do whatever they think gets a reaction… lol 😉 xx
ReplyPerseverance I'm afraid!
Replyha! I'm not sure I have the patience for this parenting malarky… lol x
ReplyOh I have laughed at this, whilst also totally feeling your pain. My daughter is so fussy. Hang in there xx Gin helps xx
ReplyHanging and gin. I can do both of those 😉 xx
ReplySorry – meant to say popping over from #WednesdayWords x
Reply🙂 thanks for stopping by! xxx
ReplyThis is Scarlett a year ago haha. She would only eat yoghurt & cheesy puffs. I daren't leave the house without Wotsits!
ReplyHaha – that is pretty much my life… *sobs into gin* xx
ReplyHa ha so funny…love it x
Reply:))) thank you xxx
ReplyWe have this problem. Still. No vegetables, hardly any fruit, no meat… It's just carbs and pudding for my lot 🙁 Hope WallyBubba improves better than my kids did!
ReplyWe're on juts pudding here so yours are an improvement! lol 😉 hoping it's a phase… one that does't last until she's 18… ha! xxx
ReplyMy older son used to be so fussy so I've now taken to hiding food in his favourite dishes
Popping along from the Wednesday Words linky
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😉 good plan xx
ReplyJust popping in from Wednesday Words. I have a child who eats everything (he's a 10 yr old boy!)and a stepchild who eats more or less nothing (11yr old boy!) so I sympathise!
ReplyI can deal with one. fussy or not – when there's two I throw the towel in! lol 😉 x
ReplyThis is completely 100% z!! Cept he would live off milk and strawberries if I let him!
ReplyTee hee x sounds nice 😉 lol xx
ReplyThis made me smile as you could be talking about me and R. Tonight was a fight to get him to eat anything, a lovely casserole made especially for him but no he didn't want it. In the end it was one spoon of petit filous and one spoon of casserole topped with petit folous. Yuck to me but he ate it and at this moment in time ill try anything 🙂
ReplyWe had the same thing with bolognese… Apparently not enough meat in her yoghurt previously! :/ bleurgh xx
ReplyI think they all do this. Just give her a bit of what you're having (minus the gin) and ride it out without stressing. In a few months she'll be back to eating everythingish again and you'll have to deal with the negotiations over how much is enough before dessert!
ReplySorry. Only eat gin this days 😉 lol
ReplyGreat Post!
ReplyApparently when I was a toddler I didn't eat properly for nearly a year, my mum took me to the docs and everything. He said I would eat when I was hungry. Now I need my mouth wiring shut I eat so much!!
Ha! I wish I had that problem now 😉 lol x
ReplyWell if she will drink gin she's well away – what you worrying about ;O)
ReplyHahaha 😉 I like ur thinking lady :)))) lol! Xxx
ReplyOh, good luck and let's all hang on in there! It's the same here with our 4.5 year old little H. It's time to hide zucchini in the cakes again…
ReplyYes trickery is key… mwahahaha 😉 x
ReplyWhat mine won't eat in the high chair she will happily munch from the floor afterwards. After it's been trodden in. Do you have a pet, put her dinner in the pets food bowl (a clean one obviously). On the floor. She will probably have it eaten in 10 secs. Floor food. It's the future.
ReplyI like floor food – no cleaning up for us. The cats can join in. The three of them can eat together… nice. like it 😉 lol xx
ReplyWonderful, keep on trying, this phase will pass I promise
Replyhttp://llmcalling.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/diet-dilemma.html
Glad to hear that! Thanks for the comment 😉 xxx
ReplyHaha brilliant! Hope this phase passes quickly for you.
When the twins finish each Frube – they cry because it has run out! lol.
Thanks for linking up yet another brilliant poem, to #WednesdayWords – You really should write a book with all your poetry posts.
ReplyAwww x thanks! Might just do that :))) x
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