Where are you going mummy?
I need you to help stack these bricks.
Oh, you’re moving to the sofa,
Well in that case I’ll join ya’
And while I’m here I’ll have a bite of your twix.
Where are you going mummy?
You can’t possibly break for the loo.
I’ll scratch at the door,
While Crayola-ing the floor,
While Crayola-ing the floor,
I couldn’t care less if you’re trying to have a poo.
Where are you going mummy?
I didn’t sign up for time alone.
Don’t bother trying to hide,
I’m permanently by your side,
I’m permanently by your side,
I don’t give a shit if you’re tweeting on your phone.
Where are you going mummy?
If you’re trying to go solo, you’re having a laugh.
When you try to lock me out,
I’ll scream and kick and shout,
And later, leave a floating present in the bath…
Where are you going mummy?
Don’t think I’m not watching your every move…
I’ll clamp around your neck,
Everywhere you trek,
Mummy, I’m not going anywhere without you.
#managedtowritethisintheloo
#withmygin
#gin
How could you possibly be so cruel as to leave her?! Mean mummy!
Replyhaha! You're encouraging her u know… lol 😉 x
ReplyHahahahah! It's only funny because it's true! I think we're fast approaching this stage with Potato x
Replylol 😉 good luck x *types from the loo seat to a chorus of toddler shrieks* xx
ReplyGlad Im not the only one who has resorted to hiding in the bathroom for some peace! Hilarious too, LOVE it! xx
ReplyThank you! *whispers* c u at 11 for the mummy-gin-twitter-party from the loo 😉 x lol
ReplyBrilliant post – made all the more amusing with the realisation that it's true 🙂
Replyhaha 😉 thank you xx
ReplySo know how you feel!
Replyoh lordy… well done for typing that without crying… lol! x
ReplyOh, so true… Why do we try so hard to teach them to move, it was so much easier when you could plonk them in the middle of the floor and they'd stay there!
ReplyOh I know… what the hell was I complaining about before! I'd do anything to rewind! lol 😉 xx
Replyha ha so true no time on your own with little people about x
Reply*tries to remember what time alone feels like…* no… Sorry… 😉 lol x
The sad thing is it's SO true!! These kiddywinks are omnipresent!! x
Replyhaha 😉 God don't you know it… It's amazing I managed to type this comment to be honest! lol x
ReplyI never thought I'd say this, but I miss those days
ReplyAwww x u can borrow mine if u like? Lol 🙂 xx
ReplyAwww I bet your little one is an angel really! I am not yet at the being followed stage with the twins!
Thankyou for linking up to Wednesday Words xx
ReplyWow 😉 that is gonn be intense with two! Lol xxx thanks for the comment :)) x
ReplyShe really is developing her skills with regards to her floating torpedoes – watch out, she may start giving lessons to other children……..
Replyyes, she is rather a floating torpedo ring leader… :/ lol! x
ReplyHa ha ha! A kid isn't a proper kid unless they've left a 'floater' in the bath me thinks!
Replyoh totally 😉 #toddlerrules :))) x
Ah she wants to be with you forever. You should be grateful and take her to the loo with you! Yeah, right 😉
Yeah…. grateful….. yeah. ;/ lol x
ReplyRaise a gin to modern technology that means a loo is instantly an office.
Replywell indeed – everywhere is an office! lol x
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