The toddler and the train-set,
The toddler and the train-set,
Right now there’s no other toy that will do…
She lays out her route, playing a Peppa Pig flute,
And only stops for a tactical poo.
The toddler and the train-set,
She wastes hours with her Brio-themed fun.
After completing the bridge, she off-roads to the fridge,
Stealing cheese and a secret iced bun.
The toddler and the train-set.
They’re together for most of the day.
It spans the whole floor, yet she still demands more,
But then she doesn’t pack the f@*king thing away…
The toddler and the train-set.
So far she just doesn’t seem to get bored.
If I’m invited to play, there’s just one thing I’ll change;
I’ll be demanding a drinks service onboard…
#ginservice
Fab as ever. You can't beat train sets for toddlers 🙂
ReplyTotally agree 😉 she is obsessed x it's adorable xxx
Replyfab post * Jaspey loves his train set altho I cannot remember the brand of his set so cannot add to it really…oops x plus we just discovered a cafe which has a train set set out for children to play with whilst mums drink coffee (laced with gin) and read a magazine…fucking brilliant**
ReplyThat sounds fricking awesome! lol x
ReplyWe did love our brio 🙂 Sadly, bit too heavy to ship to the US!
ReplyThat's a shame :((( x bet they have done awesome own brands over there tho xx thanks for the comment 😉
Reply'Tactical Pooing' at such an early age, you have taught her well 🙂
Reply*does little bow* 🙂 ha!
Reply"She doesn't pack the F@cking thing away"
ReplyThat's because it's your job, mummy. 😉
Great post, as usual. xXx
*cries a bit* there's just so frigging much of it!!! Arrrggghh! Lol xx thanks lovely :)))
ReplyExcellen! "Stopping for a tactical poo" – like it 🙂
Replyteehee 😉 it's the way to go! lol
ReplyI almost cried when we sent our brio to the charity shop. Miss those days! Still I do have a lovely Thomas the Tank engine set now to console me!
ReplyAwww x I can't imagine ever getting rid of it but I know the day will come! Lol xxx consolation in Thomas always a plus eh 😉 ha!
ReplyGin! On a Brio train! You have just solved all my parenting problems in one fell swoop! #smallthings
ReplyHey – I'm useful like that :))) x lol
ReplyOne word – GENIUS! Gotta love those toys that they just quietly play with for hours and hours, eh? *Ahem* Totally not serious of course. #totallyam
Replyteehee x cheers chick :))) #allthesmallthings xx
ReplySo funny x
Replyha 😉 thank you xxx
ReplyBoyChild and I spent many hours building huge sets that went through 3 rooms. That's the joy of being the oldest grandchild and inheriting everyone elses Brio…… But we passed it all on when it was time, so that was fair. (But I still want it back)
ReplyHeehee x I can't imagine passing it on but I know the day will come! Thanks for the comment xxx
ReplyHaha I love this one. Especially the "tactical poo". hehe. Thanks for linking up to #WednesdayWords xx
ReplyTactical pooing us clearly the way forward! Lol xx thanks for the comment :))) x
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