“I may not be big enough to pull myself out of here yet, but believe me when I say you will suffer for this. 

“In case I encountered a situation just as this, I’ve been secretly nibbling my left thumb nail into a tiny ninja claw. Let’s see who likes splishy-splashy when I scrape it across your sunburn during bath time tonight.”

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