Sing to the Twelve Days of Christmas tune… preferably whilst drunk… if you get bored, just skip to the verse twelve…
On the first day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
A WallyMummy G & T
On the second day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the third day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the fourth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the fourth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the fifth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the fifth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the sixth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the sixth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Six pukey shoulders
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the seventh day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the seventh day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Seven spiteful hair-pulls
Six pukey shoulders
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the eighth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the eighth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Eight lego booby-traps
Seven spiteful hair-pulls
Six pukey shoulders
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the ninth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the ninth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Nine pointless tantrums
Eight lego booby-traps
Seven spiteful hair-pulls
Six pukey shoulders
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the tenth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the tenth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Ten iPhone robberies
Nine pointless tantrums
Eight lego booby-traps
Seven spiteful hair-pulls
Six pukey shoulders
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the eleventh day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the eleventh day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Eleven nappy wrestling matches
Ten iPhone robberies
Nine pointless tantrums
Eight lego booby-traps
Seven spiteful hair-pulls
Six pukey shoulders
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
On the twelfth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
On the twelfth day of Christmas my WallyBubba gave to me,
Twelve nervous breakdowns
Eleven nappy wrestling matches
Ten iPhone robberies
Nine pointless tantrums
Eight lego booby-traps
Seven spiteful hair-pulls
Six pukey shoulders
Five hours sleep
Four turd-explosions
Three Calpol-ed sleepsuits
Two regurgitated rice-cakes
and a WallyMummy G & T
#HavingaG&Tasyoureadthis
#Ok…several
#Justskiptotheend
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Ha ha love it! X
Replytee hee 😉 cheers xx
ReplyYou'll be happy to know you will get more of the same next Christmas x
Replylol… well it's nice to have something to look forward to eh?! 😉 x
ReplyBrilliant!
ReplyCheers! Xx
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