I thought I would write a little poem,
about my impending new-baby joy.
And announce that this ever-expanding WallyBump,
will be a beautiful, bouncing Wally-Boy.
Yes, we’re joining the squad of the scrotum;
officially members of #teamblue.
We’re part of the penis-gang, the brigade of the balls,
I haven’t got a bastard clue what to do…
Up to now I’ve only mastered vaginas,
being a proud owner of one of my own.
With fannies I’m fine, (although I’ve totally ruined mine…),
this is my first time as a pee-pee chaperon.
We’ve gently broken the news to WallyBubba,
who said the scan looks like a disgusting frog.
‘He’s not sharing my bath, my highchair, or my room,
he’ll have to sleep outside like a dog.’
So this is my little poem,
about the arrival of my own WallyMan.
You might think I’m silly, I’ll just be no good with a willy,
but I can’t wait to have one in the WallyClan.
#nogoodwithwillies
#wallyclan
#didntevensaygin
Good luck with the wally-boy!
ReplyThank you lovely! I may need it! xx
ReplyCongratulations – I suggest buying shares in super glue – boys break a lot!
Replydo they break themselves or objects around them… lol x will do 😉
ReplyJust watch out for the vertical pissing when changing nappies, got me in the eye more than once!
Replyheehee x I shall wear suitable eye protection… 😉
ReplySeeing as mine has not managed to pull his off yet I'm sure you will do fine.
Replyha! Thanks lovely lady :))) x
Replywoohoo – willies are great once you get used to them. Can't wait to hear the tales of the wally-boy (who lives outside haha) xx
ReplyNo doubt post-uterus WallyBoy will provide me with plenty to write about, just like his sister… 🙂 lol x
ReplyBoys (and willies) are fine, I've had four and it didn't do me much harm. Congratulations on achieving a sensible balance. STOP NOW, do not have another child, otherwise your family will be uneven again.
Replyha – one of each I'm considering as a sign… lol x
ReplyCongratulations! And good luck! Boys are great, but they do tend to be noisier and more clumsy than girls. I think everyone gets frightened of the 'other sort'. I was scared of having a girl after two boys, but it is brilliant.
Replyyes – it's just different I'd imagine! I am really looking forward to a totally different experience though… 🙂 xx
ReplyCongratulations! I have a 6 week old son – my first baby – best tip is definitely to cover the willy with a muslin when changing. Me, hubby, midwife, floors and changing mats have all been covered in pee!xx
ReplyI cannot wait for newborn golden showers… lol x
ReplyHilarious!!! And congrats, you soon get used to it! xx
ReplyThanks sweetie! I'm sure I'll adjust! lol x
Replyhahaha!! Congratulations!! I wouldn't know what to do with a boy either….I have 2 girls.
Replyhaha – I'll be feeling my way… heehee xxx thanks lovely! xx
ReplyAww wow congrats! We have 3 girls, so I'm great with girl-bits but would have no clue with boys. Did you know that when they potty train you have to point their willies into the potty for them?? Yay hurrah for boys! Congratulations lovely xxx 🙂
ReplyOh god don't make me think about potty training him yet! Pahahahaha x I've got months of projectile vom and poo to deal with first… Lol
ReplyCongrats!!! They never ever ever ever ever sit down, jump off everything kamikaze style, run without looking, think walking is so yesterday. 😉
ReplyI shall enjoy the months before he is mobile! Lol xxx
ReplyHuge congrats! Plus… you have a teenie weenie willy in your womb! hahaha! x
ReplyPahahahaha! And that's kind of how it all started to be fair… lol! Xxx
ReplyHa! I felt exactly the same before the Bug was born. I remember asking the midwife how forceful I could be when cleaning it – you should have seen the look she gave me. Now I have it under my belt, I have a sneaky suspicion that men have been totally faking the distress of a knee in the nuts for the sake of sympathy and melodrama – it's a cinch. Plus it's a lot easier to get the poo off 😉
ReplyCongratulations! You're going to love having a boy!
haha – now that wouldn't surprise me at all… 😉 thanks lovely! xx
ReplyHa ha I was exactly the same, now I can't imagine not having the little weirdo around! Be prepared to be peed on, wonder just how mental one kid can possibly be, have your house utterly destroyed and be up the hospital constantly with the leatest injuries. As unhinged as boys are, they're very cuddly and can charm the birds from the trees so you can't stay mad at them for long – enjoy!
ReplyI have a feeling I'll be wearing waterproofs a lot… 🙂 x
ReplyCongrats great news 🙂
ReplyCheers mister 😉
ReplyWAHOO! Congrats bab. We had never had a boy in our family ever and my Dad said "but I just like little girls and brushing their hair and watching TV" 1) fab parenting 2) he is fine now! Boys are ace. They are crackers but love their Mums. Can't wait to see him xxx
ReplyHaha – thank you chick! I shall be taunting him around blog conferences in the new year looking fro gin donations for sure 😉 xx
ReplyCongrats and good luck. My boy was a royal PITA as a baby but as a boy he is amazing. There isn't a tree he can't climb, a wall he can't scale and a hurdle he can't jump. So much fun to have one of each!
ReplyI like to think my little tom-boy of a daughter has put me in good stead 😉 #fingerscrossed lol xxx
ReplyCongrats, and thank you for a good chuckle on this gray afternoon!
Replyheehee x you are welcome :))) x
ReplyAww congratulations! But yikes! I wouldn't know either 🙂 x
Replyha – I shall just fumble my way through getting pissed on! lol xx
ReplyBrilliant! Congrats! and How exciting! Good luck with that will taming lol x
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