You know the ones…
The ones that make you a sniffling mess unable to function on any level. Mine usually begin with me getting in the bath with my pants still on, having a snickers bar for breakfast (lunch) (and dinner), taking a turd to the face and reach a truly impressive climax when I sneeze during breastfeeding and nearly lose a nipple.
They are the days that all mums and dads keep from parents-to-be to ensure that mankind continues to procreate… Because quite honestly, if you knew what the low points of parenting were before getting pregnant, you wouldn’t bother. You’d just go and eat a pasty or something instead.
Next time I’ve having a pasty.
#supportforpasties
#therewillneverbeenoughgin
Oh WallyMummy, I so feel your pain.
I wont tell you about days when you wished you'd reached into your own Lady garden (as opposed to someone else's) and pulled out your Fallopian tubes then.
Jeez, I can't think why other mums hate talking about parenthood with me!
On a serious note, I do hope that you feel much better soon. 🙂
ReplyLMAO x I get the exact same thing… feeling much better now ta 😉 Nothing a little rant can't sort out eh!
ReplyThat's hilarious 😀
ReplyHope today's been a better day 🙂
Thanks! Pretty much all the days are like this to be honest… LOL x
ReplyI have also been living this day! I will be glad to see the back of it! Hope tomorrow is better for you! X
ReplyVery pleased it is almost over.. it can only get better right? (I know it can get worse but for that situation I intend to drink heavily) 😉 x
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