Oh how I love the mornings,
Entering WallyBubba’s room to see…
She’s broken free of her pyjamas,
And covered her cot with pee.
She’s pissed all over Daisy,
And soaked Lola and the gang.
She’s wiped her bum on Pooh bear,
Who now has quite a tang.
She’s weed on Iggle Piggle,
And all over Fifi the flower.
The last thing Tigger expected this morning,
Was a toddler golden shower…
Oh how I love the mornings,
I suppose it could be worse.
At least it’s just a wet patch,
Not a giant toddler turd.
#passthebastardgin
#nexttimeIllrubhernoseinit
I have wiped all memories of that stage from my mind. It never happened. Ever.
ReplyPahahaha *laughterslowlyturnsintoweeping…
Replyhahahah!! So funny x
Reply:))))) thank you xx
ReplyFab! *picking myself off the floor and checking my pyjamas…;-)*
Replyhahaha 😉 thank you xxx
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Replyaww that's really nice thank you xxx I'll be sure to stop by and say hi 😉 xx
ReplyI know those feels. Almost every morning. It comes to something when it's the better of two choices. The poo smear is the worst!!
Replylol… oh the poo smear…. *shudders* xx
ReplyMade me laugh lots, while I am at work and not supposed to be on the internet! xx
ReplyI find it makes u laugh even more when ur not supposed to 😉 lol xxx
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