Dear Cats,
I’m sorry I became the self-appointed cat-flap warden. And didn’t let you in for three days…
I’m sorry I used one of you as a pillow.
And the other as a footmuff.
I’m sorry I ate all the kitty treats. (They tasted better than some of the shit I’ve been presented with for dinner I can tell you. You’ve got it good guys. You’ve got it good…*High five*)
I’m sorry I tried to get you to wear shoes. But you should be more sorry. Shoes are awesome and the best.
I’m sorry I tried to remove sections of your fur with my fists. I was hoping to collate enough hair to make into a stick-on comedy moustache… thought that would really shit Daddy up one Saturday morning…
And most of all I’m sorry I told you you were adopted.
I hope you can forgive me. And if you change your mind about the shoe thing I have them all hidden in my room. Along with the remaining kitty treats.
Much love,
WallyBubba xxx
Brilliant. Made me laugh. My 5 month old has just noticed our cat and is already and the grabbing of fur stage. Know that as soon as she is mobile poor Charlie will be prime target 🙂
I haven't seen one of mine since she started walking… the other one juts heads up high and looks petrified! lol x poor cats! xxx
ReplyOh dear! Poor long-suffering cats. But at least WallyBubba is good enough to apologise! 😉
She's good like that 😉 lol x
ReplyVery good! My little girl is a tormentor of our kitty, despite dozens of warnings every day!I can relate to your post completely x
haha 😉 toddlers are universal cat tormentors. Nuff said ;P lol xx
Just the laugh I needed on a Monday morning, thanks! Shame, I hope they forgive her 🙂
Glad to have given you a laugh! :))) x
ReplyHaha this made me chuckle so much! Especially this bit!
'I'm sorry I ate all the kitty treats. (They tasted better than some of the shit I've been presented with for dinner I can tell you. You've got it good guys. You've got it good…*High five*)'
So funny! x
ReplyLol 😉 I think she'd gladly eat them above anything I cooked for her to be honest! Hahaha 🙂 xxx
hahaha! Made me laugh out loud!!
ReplyHaha thank you 😉 xxx
this is very adorable! we're getting another feline on Wednesday, I'm going to have to apologise to them both in advance as soon as I find out I'm pregnant…
Replyhaha 😉 good luck with that! xx
Replyvery funny! we also have these problems with our poor cat x
Poor cats 🙁 lol! X
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