Monday, Monday…

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Monday, Monday…

Why do you always suck?

I want to wear PJs and eat crisps all day,
But the toddler says I’m ‘Shit out of Luck.‘
Monday, Monday…
How about a lie-in instead?
‘NO’ says the WallyBubba, ‘I’ve dancing to do…
And some tombliboos to punch in the head.’

Monday, Monday…
The sense of impending DOOM.
I’d kill for some quiet time, sell my kidneys for a bath,
But instead I’m taking ninja kicks to the womb. 

Monday, Monday…
Can I PLEASE get a break?
Instead of CBeebies and Weetabix to the face,
Perhaps I can have Heat magazine and some cake?
Monday, Monday…
No longer will you be so crumby. 
I’m packing up the toddler, and sending her to nursery,
So Monday can now be for *Mummy!
*gin and Real Housewives 

#MondayMonday
#MondayGIN

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Wally Mummy

Potty-mouthed blogger, gin enthusiast and owner of the WallyBubba and the WallyBoy. Says f@*k and vagina a lot. Really knackered.

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8 Comments

  1. Kim Carberry October 7, 2013

    hahaha!! Made me lol!!
    Enjoy your toddler free Monday x

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    • Wally Mummy October 7, 2013

      Lol 😉 I will! First one will be nxt week :))) x can't wait! Xx

      Reply
  2. Rowena Vaughan October 7, 2013

    #ginontap #goodparentingtip

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    • Wally Mummy October 7, 2013

      #alreadythere #thankingyou :))) x

      Reply
  3. Misty B October 7, 2013

    Mondays are doubly as shit for me with everything above AND work. *pours sleeping tablets into wine*

    Fab poem 😉

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    • Wally Mummy October 8, 2013

      Ouch… *passes tequila* (somethimes even gin won't do…. lol x

      Thanks for the comment :)))

      Reply
  4. Debbiehawney June 8, 2014

    I've ignored my child most of the day reading all these. Woman, you are awesome!!

    Reply
    • Wally Mummy June 9, 2014

      heehee x thank you :)) x

      Reply

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