A toddler is for life and not just for Christmas…
They’ll shatter your dignity, and diminish your riches…
They snot on your face, and pass you their sickness…
They refuse to eat food, and demand only biscuits…
The times they want something, are the only time you get kisses…
And all the times you say ‘no’, mean there’s unfinished business…
They wait until you relax, then BOOM – shit gets vicious…
Then they just pull the face, and they have your forgiveness…
But you can’t help but adore your little mister or misses…
So forget all of the above, and have a Happy WallyChristmas. Bitches.
*weeps a bit and pours more gin**
**festive gin
Love this! Great poem that made me smile. 🙂
ReplyThanks! Happy WallyChristmas to you :))) lol xx
ReplyI could not have said it better!
Replylol 😉 life with toddler eh! xx
ReplyHa! Genius!
ReplyThanks! ha xx
ReplyNearly choked on my wine! Least I didn't drop it, it's a nice one! Was going to say Happy Christmas but still running What's The Story? so about 🙂
ReplyNEVER waste wine, good or not! lol x Thanks for the comment 😉 Happy Xmas to you xxx
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