It’s MINE, Mummy,
Mummy, it’s MINE.
How many times can she say this one f@*king line…?!
I can peel MY own orange, and don’t touch MY toast,
Please hold MY iPad, while I open MY post…
It’s MINE, Mummy.
Mummy, it’s MINE.
She’s clearly established her ownership rights…
I’ll be taking MY buggy, to MY playground MYself,
Put your back into it MY Mummy, MY swing won’t push itself…
It’s MINE, Mummy.
Mummy, it’s MINE.
Now that I’ve licked it, that shit’s been assigned.
I’ve got MY cats, MY sofa, MY cake and MY tv.
And forget about Daddy, his arse belongs to ME.
*deep sigh*
#MINE
#buttheginisstillMummy’s
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ReplyHaha – cheers chick 🙂 #MINE
ReplyHeheh. Until it needs cleaning up, eh?
ReplyOh yeah, then that shit is ALL MINE. 😉 lol x thanks for the comment :))) xx
ReplyWallybubba is going to be prime minister one day. I think all my kids came out saying "mine, mine, mine". Except for their peas ha xx
ReplyLMAO! yes, all the veggies still belong to me for some reason… lol xx thanks for stopping by 🙂 xx
ReplyHa! Love it. You know it doesn't change, right? 😉
ReplyNoooooooooooooooooooo *panics buys gin and glitter glue* lol 😉
ReplyHehe till they break it. Then it's "will you fix it mummy? Pleeeeese!"
ReplyLOL – you know that… *sighs* teehee x
Replyhahaha!! Brilliant x
Replyteehee 😉 Thanks missus xxx
Replyabsolutely brilliant!!!! xx
ReplyThanks! lol xx
ReplyYes. I have one of these ones. Until it is dirty, broken or won't act in the right way. Then it is mine. Such joy…
Replyha 😉 I am rapidly discovering all these things… pah! #gin Thanks for commenting xx
ReplyHa ha, I remember this phase so well….sadly it's not one they ever leave behind! Kids, who'd have 'em?!
ReplySo much to carry on looking forward to … *breaks down and wails* I'm sure no-one told me about this before I got pregnant you know 😉 lol xxx
ReplyMy nephew is in this stage, which means my boy will be in a few weeks time too! The word no is doing my head in at moment!
ReplyHa 😉 we had the no phase also *sighs* these toddler things should come with a manual and a silencer.., lol x
ReplyHa! Love it. x
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ReplyThanks 😉 lol x #Wednesdaywords
ReplyWe're going through this phase too 🙂 ha ha xxx
ReplyI'm not ready to laugh yet… oh ok then 😉 teehee x thanks for the comment xx
ReplyLMAO that made me giggle 🙂
ReplyTeehee x thanks! 🙂 xxx
ReplyPerfectly put!
Replyha 😉 ta v much xx
Replyhaha that made me giggle 🙂 you nailed it on the head with that post! x
Replyteehee 😉 cheers lovely :))) x
ReplyHa ha how very true x I absolutely love this x awesome x
ReplyHaha 😉 thanks so much xxxx lol
ReplyHeh heh love it!
Replyha – cheers! xxx
ReplyThis is brilliant!!!! Really, really LOL :o)…. Little A is still me, me, mine, and she's nearly four! X
ReplySo you're saying it never stops then… *grabs another bottle of red and chows down* :))) lol x
ReplyHaha I will have this twice over when my twins learn to talk! Awesome poem (as always). Thanks for linking up to #WednesdayWords
ReplyOoh twice over…. *faints a bit… Brings self back round with gin* 😉 thanks for the comment lovely! Xxx
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