Sometimes it’s ok not to be ok,
To not be perfect after you’ve been up all night.
Sometimes you’ve just got to say F@*K. IT. ALL.
Because it’s alright to not be alright.
Sometimes you are gonna lose it,
And call your newborn baby a knob.
It doesn’t mean you’re not an awesome mummy,
It makes you a member of the ‘We’re-Not-F@*king-Perfect-Mums-Club’.
Just because your house isn’t spotless,
Doesn’t mean you don’t crave a raisin-free home.
But while your living room is a Fisher Price graveyard,
You’re bloody entitled to a bit of a moan.
Some days you’ll stay in pyjamas,
(And the next day) (and shit, the next day after that)
Some days you’ll just need a good weep on your own,
Because that bastard shop window made you look fat.
Not having your shit together every morning,
Or dropping the odd F-bomb and drinking wine.
Does not make you a totally crap mummy,
It makes you totally NORMAL and is f@*king FINE.
Somehow you’ll make it to tomorrow,
Just brush the Weetabix and that sticky stuff into your hair.
Stick on ITV-Be… get the biscuits, make some tea…
And just don’t f@*king care.
So sometimes it’s ok to see through it,
All the perfect-mummy-bollocks on your Facebook feed.
Because you know what, being not-so-bloody-perfect,
Makes you more than f@*king perfect to me.
#NotSoPerfectMummy
#ginwinegin
YES! Hear bloody hear xxx
ReplyHa 😉 thank you sweetie xxx
ReplyLove this, it’s brilliant!
ReplyYay! Thanks lovely xxx
ReplyCheer!!
ReplyHaha x thanks chick xx
ReplyYou are perfect to me you sweary baggy fannied one. Who needs perfection. It is over rated. Well said lovely xx
ReplyLMAO 😉 u r too sweet xxx thank you lovely lady! Lol xxx
ReplyTrue dat. I will never be one of those perfect mums. And I love a good moan about my kids (and my husband too, but don’t tell him). Btw, loving the new fancy blog! xx
ReplyAww thanks sugar 😉 don’t we all! Xx
ReplyGenius!! PS Are we talking the scene from Something About Mary when you talk about wiping the sticky stuff into your hair? Cos I aint doing that. Everything else. But not that. xxx
ReplyLol – well do we ever actually ‘know’ what it is in our hair… Best not to think about it too hard I say… Pahaha x thanks for the comment sugar 😉 xx
Replyi f%^king LOVE this!!!!
ReplyHa 😉 thanks gorgeous xxx
ReplyBloody brilliant! You never fail to make me smile 🙂 the ‘Perfect Mums’ never make me smile, they just make me feel like shit and want to cry, I think that speaks volumes xx
ReplyAww thank you lovely xxx they aren’t real people… Just well maintained Instagram accounts… Lol x
ReplyKeepin’ it real babe 😉 x
ReplyAww thanks chick 😉 xxx
ReplyAwesome post, I prefer all the real mumma’s out there to the staged instagram – boring!!
ReplyExactly! They can bore off right 😉 lol xxx
ReplyAbsolutely brilliant xx
Replyaww thanks hunny 🙂 xxx
ReplyThis just made me feel so much better after a bloody awful day. Thank you! x
ReplyAww x thank you sweetie 😉 me too!
ReplyHaving a ‘baby used to sleep reasonably well but has decided he needs to see me more than I am happy about’ kind of a fortnight. You know, one of the ones where you really wish you’d switched to bottle feeding because then you could farm him out to someone (anyone) else &get a decent kip.
ReplyThanks for making me feel like it’s not just me! x
Ha 😉 we’re never alone babes… Me and all the gin are right there with you! Lol xx
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