It is with deep sadness and regret that I announce today a horrific and fatal incident involving the Teething Fairy.
The incident occurred at approximately 12 o’clock, midnight last night – Saturday 22nd September. Official statements suggest that during a routine visit to one ‘WallyBubba’ at a house in Southsea, the Teething Fairy reportedly tripped and accidentally stabbed herself in the face several times with the small end of a Calpol medicine spoon. She then came round for long enough to hurl herself down the stairs and reverse over herself with the Ninky Nonk. Three times.
It was a gruesome affair, and our sources at the scene say she really had no chance of survival given the extent of her injuries.
The death isn’t being treated as suspicious. There were apparently NO friends to be told, but the tooth fairy, a past colleague of hers, apparently shared these words:
‘She was a total bitch. And she once two-timed Makka Pakka with Elmo. He was heartbroken. Never got over it.’
| ‘Heartbroken’ |
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… and they call ME crazy! LOL #wallymummyhaslosttheplot
😀 xxx
Reply#lostthatalongtimeago… lol x
ReplyHahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply:))))))))))))))))))) #everywordistrue
ReplyGood riddance!
ReplyThanks God there's only one! There IS only one right…
Replyhaha glad to see the back of her! do you think the 5amWakeUpCall fairy and the Snotty Nose Fairy my meet the same sticky end?!
ReplyWill see what me and the Ninky Nonk driver can arrange… Wink, wink 😉 x
ReplyWe were lucky and never got a visit from her anyway! Maybe she didn't like us? Oh well, at least she won't be bothering you now! Lol! X
ReplyYou had a lucky escape 😉 things much better now she's gone! lol x
ReplyJust posted about bitch dummy fairy, bitch fairies!
On a lighter note have you got an amber teething necklace
Replylol – no I don't… I kiled the teething fairy – i thought that would be enough… LMAO
ReplyLol, I don't want to let you down, but there's LOTS of tooth fairies….she'll be back 😉
ReplyThe Ana Mum Diary x
*puts fingers in ears and sings 'la la la la la'.* 🙂
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