Mummy is mine. Stop kissing her. Any hug attempts in my presence will be sabotaged. Probably with Lego and/or at least one Tombliboo as a weapon.
I’d like a baby brother or sister please. I’ve heard there’s a backlog and orders can take a minimum of 9 months so please crack on. You guys are boring me a bit. Need someone more on my level you know…
I don’t wear socks now. Just so you’re aware.
You remember that week you grew a beard? Well. If you do that again I’ll [email protected]*king cut you.
Please don’t be naive enough to think you can eat chocolate without me… I’ve found all your dirty little confectionary hiding places; the car glove box, your desk drawer, behind the beer in the ‘secret fridge’ in the utility room… I can smell Lion bar on your breath when you get back from rugby… You disgust me…
If you’re going to continue with this so called ‘work’ thing you’re always banging on about I’m gonna need cake. A lot of cake. And a pony. And a whisk (I just like them).
I’m not joking about the pony. (Or the whisk)
Please don’t EVER leave the house without a banana again… I really hate showing you up in front of all the other Saturday-Morning-Playground-Daddies… it’s embarrassing for us ALL.
I don’t care what rugby match is on telly when I SAY IT’S BARBIE PRINCESS TEA PARTY TIME I BASTARD MEAN IT.
You were mistaken. Your iPad really is mine… No more Candy Crush for you. Bitch.
Brilliant. I laugh every time i read your posts. :):):):)Reply
LOL 😉 thank you xx I reckon she means every word of it… pahahaha xReply
Very funny, number 1 and 3 made me laugh out loud.Reply
Haha 😉 x glad it made you LOL! Thanks for reading xxReply
This made me laugh.Reply
So funny, and the sort of thing you can imagine a toddler saying or doing, if they had the ability!
Haha 😉 they are all little characters aren't they xxReply
Thank you! I am having a crappy time at the moment and you have just made me cry laughing, so for that thanks 🙂 xxReply
Glad to have cheered you up! Hope things get better for you xxxxReply
Wow she's hardcore – i reckon my little guy could give her a run for her money though.
Epic post 🙂Reply
lol… we could arrange some kind of underground toddler fighting ring if you like… LMAO! x thanks for the comment xxxReply
I love this, so funny. The picture really complements it as well, very serious face!Reply
haha 😉 she does take herself rather seriously… lol xReply
1 and 3 could be my little girl 🙂 Brilliant!Reply
haha 😉 thank you! xxReply
NB other great weapons include fairy wands and tiaras. The pointed edges are great for piercing skin 😉 xReply
LOL – ouch… they sound lethal! xxReply
Oh dear at least 5 of these apply to POD as well! Highly entertaining post as usual, seriously gorgeous photo though 🙂Reply
She's like a little bastard disguised as a princess.. 😉 JOKING! xxReply
Love it, could have been written by my boys, pesky little farts they are!Reply
LMAO! I see the trend here amongst all toddler kind… teehee xReply
ha the sock thing. we have that too…Reply
Lol 😉 the no socks phase seems to be a common one! XxReply
Be warned Daddy! Those Tombliboos scare me!Reply
He's had run ins before… He should really know better by now… Lol 😉Reply