WallyBubba’s Birthday Party in Photos…
Lady. I match my sippy cup. You have got to be shitting me.
You’re actually going to make me wear this all day aren’t you. Well that’s fine – I just took a shit in your handbag. And I liked it. Who looks pretty now.
I think we’re going to have to discuss the whole ‘one wish’ thing. I’ve prepared a powerpoint presentation on the key areas I’d like you to work on in advance of my second birthday. Putting me in this dress in point number f@*king one.
If only I had that knife… then she’d listen to me… I think she might get her power from that ‘gin’ stuff she’s always drinking… On a separate note; that cake has MY name on it and I’m not sharing.
Right. I am going to scream until I puke. Nothing is going to console me. Do you hear me mother… Nothing. NOTHING.
Except this light-up birthday card.
In fact. I’m only playing with this from now on. You may as well just take all the other gifts back.
I expect better next year.
#alcoholmadeitbetter
#stillcleaningmyhandbagout…
#IfanyoneneedsmeI’llbewithmyGIN
I do love the dress!
Replyha! shame she wasn't quite so appreciative… 🙂 xx
ReplyHaha! I laughed so much I gave myself hiccups!
Replyhaha x I think that's a first for me 😉 LOL xxx
ReplyThat card is amazing. What the old biddies tell you is true "no point in buying presents, they're more interested in the boxes!"
And that dress is beautiful! I had one very similar for Princess's first birthday.. she too wasn't very happy about it. I on the other hand LOVED it.
PS: Happy belated 1st birthday WallyBubba! xx
ReplyWell thanks! I tend to think the first birthday is more about the parents than the babies! Lol x yes. That card is coming out every year from now on… Ha! Xxx
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