WallyBubba has an addiction;
to giving everybody her kisses.
They’re for Mummy, and Daddy, and Grandparents too,
It’s only her weird aunt she dismisses…
WallyBubba has this fascination;
she just can’t stop puckering up.
The mirrors, the doors, the radiators all get action…
GOD HELP YOU if you try to interrupt.
WallyBubba has an infatuation,
with slipping Iggle-Piggle the tongue.
Then it’s Sophie, and Charlie, and Lola, and Daisy,
I think Colin the Snail has her sprung…
WallyBubba has a strange problem;
she’s always going in for a smooch.
Whether it’s the postman, the neighbours, the till staff in Waitrose…
Or even the local pub’s pooch.
WallyBubba has an obsession;
her lips are a bit too flirty.
If she doesn’t stop the face-sucking she’ll soon be in trouble,
As Daddy won’t let her date until she’s thirty.
#WallyBubbathefacesucker
#Mummytheginsucker
*Giggling* I love this! well done you Reply
😉 lol thanks xx
ReplyLove this!
ReplyThank you! xx
ReplyVery cute! Boys don't kiss people like that, they grudgingly hand one over and then smear it from their face… 😀
Replyhahaha 😉 she is defo the other extreme tee hee 😉 xxx
ReplyAww man I have to BEG my wee man for kisses!
Replylol – I guess I shouldn't be complaining… ha! xxx
ReplyLove it! Although I have to ask what does Upsy Daisy think about Iggle Piggle cheating on her with WallyBubba!
Replylol – she knows not to mess with the WallyBubba… it's not worth it 😉 ha! xx
ReplyHahaha love this x
Reply😉 thanks! X
ReplyGorgeous! I'm sure the postman loves it 🙂
ReplyI'm fairly sure he's started knocking on the door even when he doesn't have any parcels…. Lol ;( x
ReplyThis is adorable. Really made me smile this morning 🙂 x
Reply:)))) x thanks x glad it cheered u up xxx
ReplyThis made me giggle. Very cute!
ReplyThank you ;))) x
ReplyAww bless! The twins have just started kissing each other, and us. A big sloppy, open mouthed, kiss with tongues! It's as gross as it is cute!
Thanks for linking up to Wednesday Words. Great catchy poem. xx
ReplyHaha 😉 thanks xx good luck with ur little snoggers lol! Xxx
ReplyI love it, especially the last line
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ReplyHaha 😉 thanks! I'll come pay u a visit too xxx
ReplyHaha…slipping Iggle Piggle the tongue!!! Excellent post! 🙂
ReplyHahaha 😉 thanks xxx
ReplyOh bless her – my little girl is liberal with her kisses too… x
Reply😉 x it's cute isn't it xxx
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