Today…
We went for a lovely day out to the farm…
And, I would just like to say that anyone with an overactive toddler who has ever pretended that a day out involving farm animals and un-enclosed paths is actually ‘fun’ is FUCKING LYING or smoking crack.
I totally agree that the toddlers enjoy it; they shitting love it. They can throw animal faeces at five year olds, power-hug rabbits and indulge in multiple instances of ice-cream/cake/pebble consumption… what’s not to like…
With some clever editing the photos can disguise the lies and hide the tears really quite effectively… A day of trauma for any parent can be ‘facebooked’ into a beautiful family day out full of nature, smiles and cuddles… but we all know the behind the lens the truth is closer to a pre-schooler version of ‘Lord of the Flies’ and that Mummy has the battle scars to prove it…
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| Only one rabbit was harmed in the making of this photo. |
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| Attempting to act naturally after punching a lama. |
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| Farting. |
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| This is mine now. I’ve licked it. And taken a shit on the bonnet. |
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| Staring out a goat. |
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| You can’t see it but she’s stamping on the tears of a thousand fairies… and a Guinea Pig. |
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| Who says you can’t eat the gravel… |
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| Waterboarding a peacock. |
#muchginwascomsumedinthemakingofthesephotos
#downonthefarm
#thedeathfarm
hahaha!!
ReplyGreat photos x
Thanks! She's such a little poser… lol 😉 xx
ReplyLove it! As you say, we all show the sweet photos to the world, but hardly ever share the crap that comes with it!
ReplyWell said.
ha 😉 But I like to think I'm rectifying that one post at a time… lol x
ReplyWaterboarding a peacock. Snort.
Replylol – funnily enough, pretty much what the peacock said… 🙂
ReplyI literally have tears in my eyes, so funny xx
ReplyHaha 😉 thank you! Xxx
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