The baby and the iPad,
They’re quite an inseparable pair.
Anywhere the WallyBubba goes,
The tablet must be there.
The baby and the iPad,
It’s like she’s glued to the screen.
She seems to have hacked my twitter account,
The toddler fraping’s quite obscene.
The baby and the iPad,
You’ll never take it from her alive.
The Peppa Pig App was my biggest mistake,
It’s taught her to fight dirty to survive…
The baby and the iPad,
Together ’til death them do part.
Hours of SILENT entertainment,
If only I’d known than from the start…
The baby and the iPad,
They’re together through thick and thin.
In the pubs, the bars, the rugby clubs…
So Mummy can have a cheeky gin.
The baby and the iPad,
It used to drive me round the bend.
But now I’ve named it ‘iParenting’,
‘Coz Apple is Mummy’s best friend.
#alongwithgin
#anddesperation…
#iParenting
We have a Windows phone loaded with downloaded episodes of Peppa Pig, Cloudbabies, Curious George, Everythings Rosie and Waybuloo (but only the Dave Lamb voiced episodes – she refuses to watch the sickly sweet normal episodes)… A lifesaver when I have to do anything that requires her to sit in her high chair.
She has also learnt to turn on the tv and Xbox 360 and knows what app has which of her fave tv programmes ( currently stuck with 5 on Demand which has all 156 episodes of Peppa Pig for her viewing pleasure), and she's not even 2…
We are breeding a race of technological geniuses…I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
ReplyLMAO. I know – it's amazing that before she can speak properly she can bloody skype.. lol! It is a bit worrying but you can't help but be in awe… 🙂 xx thanks for the comments! Glad we are not alone! ;))) x
ReplyIt scares me that my 2.5 year old can work my iPad better than me. Between that and the TV, I don't really have to talk to either of my children for weeks on end 😉
ReplyYeah – I'm aspiring to that 😉 *fistpump*
ReplyHaha brilliant poem! I don't trust my 6 year old with my tablet, like alone the babies! I hope you have good insurance! lol.
Thanks for linking up to Wednesday Words xx
ReplyNo probs 😉 always a good linky xxx
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