WallyPumpkin

I hate Halloween. I spend the evening sat in bed, pretending no-one is home, ignoring the door and eating all the sweets myself. Drinking gin.

However this year, I got to dress the WallyBubba as a pumpkin all day and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

Why have you done this to me Mummy?
Just emptied the shit out of your change bag.
Now I’m gonna eat this nappy and page 4
of that brochure. 
Talk to my giant orange bum.
I look ‘da bomb’ anyway biatch.
On second thoughts, I look like a tangerine twat.

#WallyPumpkin
#sweetiesandgin
#win

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  1. SusanKMann October 31, 2012
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