|Seriously. What the f@*k.|
|Rookie mistake… only these mittens saved you from losing a shitting eye.
Clever move Mother… clever move…
|As I’m laughing, all I’m doing is thinking up new
and exciting ways I can ruin your vagina for good this time.
|Seriously Daddy – you and me can take her if we work together.
I’ll go for the ankles, you use your scarf to garotte the bitch.
|I knew I was right to be suspicious of you bastards.
I expect this sort of thing from ‘her’ but I’m truly disappointed in you, Daddy.
You’re dead to me now.
😉 x sometimes they just write themselves… lolReply
Hahaha! Love it!Reply
Tee hee x thanks!
Lol! Awww so cute!
Cute until your on the receiving end of one of her left hooks… Lol x
Her face in the last photo is priceless! She does not look too amused.
Haha… I was pretty terrified whilst taking it TBH! XxReply
One does not look impressed
haha… she certainly has a good range of unimpressed facial expressions… must get it from her father. obviously. 😉 lol xReply
Lovely pictures:) I'm a new follower.
Thanks 😉 I'll check out ur blog x
I love the expressions on her face. New follower here too 🙂 x
Well how lovely and popular I feel! Will swing by and say hi :)) thanks for commenting xxxReply
Heh heh I LOVE this 😀
Thanks! Great name BTW 😉 xx
Ha ha, made me chuckle lots!Reply
:))) x she is a funny little bastard 😉 a funny but scary little bastard :)) lol x
love those photos (and those captions!) x
lol – a contrast! 😉 xx
I think that the first one is the funniest! Brilliant captions 🙂
:))) thank you! Gotta love her 😉 lol xReply
That is brilliant, loved it!Reply
haha x thanks 😉 xx
Brilliant would she like an evil cat?
She could take on an evil cat? Shall we chuck them in the playpen and see what happens? Blood comes out of carpet right…Reply
that was a brave move
Brave… But foolish… Lol! 😉 xx
She is awesome! A chip off the old block?
Are you saying that my one year old daughter is a potty-mouthed drunk with a filthy sense of humour and a pelvic floor like a snapped elastic band…?
Ha love these, especially the last one. Her face says it all ;0)
She has a whole array of those types of looks… Lol x
OMG the last photo is pure brilliance! 😀
tee hee x she definitely has some good looks! 😉 xxx
I voted for you in the Swan awards 🙂 x
haha 😉 x
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