We’ve definitely entered the NO phase,
There is NO turning back.
EVERYTHING is a negative,
NO to this, NO to them, NO to that.
Don’t you kNOw we’re in the NO phase,
Where simply NOthing will do…
There’ll be NO eating, drinking, sleeping or moving,
It’s NO, NO, NO, NO, NO… to you.
We are firmly in the NO phase.
Every Yay has become a Nay.
It’s NOt worth asking the bastard question,
As you kNOw what they’re going to say…
Welcome all to the NO phase,
Don’t forget NO can also mean yes.
When it’s cakes, or sweets, or crisps, or ice-cream,
NOt realising this WILL end in a mess.
So we hope you enjoy the NO phase.
You’ll soon learn to take it on the chin.
Every Nah, every NOpe, every head-shake and Nada,
I’ll be getting through all of it with GIN.
And soon to follow is the "why?" phase…Reply
It makes the "no" phase seem so simple in retrospect.
Oh god that sounds worse… There's a chance she might skip that bit right…? right…? *sobs* lol xReply
Oh I remember the No phase so well…"Do you want to eat…no. Do you want a drink?…no…what do you want…no"
Then they start "but why? But why? But why?" And you go bald from pulling at your hair 😉Reply
I'm sending her to nursery the second I hear the dirst why…. #FACT lolReply
I think im finally getting out of this phase..finally! What a great post!! 🙂 xReply
lol… I'm sure I have so much to look forward to… 😉Reply
lol, they are funny aren't they. We currently have "Why?" from the older one and a mixture of "Wha' Tha'?" and "I doit 'shelf" from the younger one. Deep Breaths.Reply
Yes. Lot's of deep breaths and alcohol… we'll get through it! lol x thanks for the comment 😉 xxReply
Ha! What makes you think it's a phase? Seriously if you move on from this phase please tell me how!Reply
Pahahahaha… *slowly stops laughing and begins sobbing… Again…* lol xxReply